[ti:im shady] [ar:eminem] [al:The Slim Shady] [offset:500] [00:05.57]Who came through with two glocks to terrorize your borough (huh?) [00:08.00]Told you how to slap dicks and murder your girl (I did!) [00:10.61]Gave you all the finger and told you to sit and twirl [00:13.08]Sold a billion tapes and still screamed, "Fuck the world!" [00:15.81](Im Slim Shady..) so come and kill me while my names hot [00:18.31]And shoot me twenty-five times in the same spot (Ow!) [00:21.26]I think I got a generation brainwashed [00:23.32]to pop pills and smoke pot til they brains rot (uhh-oh) [00:26.55]Stop they blood flow until they veins clot [00:28.57]I need a pain shot, and a shot of plain scotch [00:31.23]Purple haze and acid raindrops [00:34.04]Spike the punch at the party and drink pop (gulp gulp) [00:37.22]Shaved my armpits and wore a tank top [00:38.95]Bad Boy, I told you that I cant stop [00:41.52]You gotta make em fear you fore you make em feel you [00:43.82]So everybody buy my shit or Ima come and kill you [00:46.13] [00:46.48]I got mushrooms, I got acid, I got tabs and aspirin tablets [00:50.37]Im your brother when you need, some good weed to set you free [00:55.54]You know me, Im your friend, when you need a minithin [01:00.82](Im Slim Shady..) Im Shady!! [01:05.61] [01:06.35][Eminem] [01:07.07]I like happy things, Im really calm and peaceful (uh-huh huh) [01:09.53]I like birds, bees, I like people [01:11.80]I like funny things that make me happy and gleeful (hehehe) [01:14.33]like when my teacher sucked my wee-wee in preschool (Woo!) [01:17.19]The ill type, I stab myself with a steel spike [01:19.55]while I blow my brain out, just to see what it feels like [01:22.19]cause this is how I am in real life (mm-hmm) [01:24.57]I dont want to just die a normal death, I wanna be killed twice (uh-huh) [01:27.28]How you gonna scare somebody with a gun threat [01:29.84]when they high off of drugs they havent even done yet (Huh?) [01:32.34]So bring the money by tonight - cause your wife [01:34.85]said this the biggest knife she ever saw in her life (Help me! Help me!) [01:37.53]I try to keep it positive and play it cool [01:39.96]Shoot up the playground and tell the kids to stay in school (Stay in school!) [01:42.60]Cause Im the one they can relate to and look up to better [01:45.24]Tonight I think Ill write my biggest fan a fuck you letter [01:47.59] [01:48.02]I got mushrooms, I got acid, I got tabs and aspirin tablets [01:51.75]Im your brother when you need, some good weed to set you free [01:56.91]You know me, Im your friend, when you need a minithin [02:02.39](Im Slim Shady..) Im Shady!! [02:07.09] [02:07.40][Eminem] [02:07.84]Yo.. I listen to your demo tape and act like I dont like it [02:10.67](Aww that shit is wack!) [02:11.39]Six months later you hear your lyrics on my shit [02:13.60](What?? Thats my shit!) [02:13.96]People dont buy shit no more they just dub it [02:15.89]Thats why Im still broke and had the number one club hit (Yup, uh huh) [02:18.67]But they love it when you make your business public [02:20.96]so fuck it, Ive got herpes while we on the subject (uh-huh) [02:23.63]And if I told you I had AIDS yall would play it [02:26.18]cause you stupid motherfuckers think Im playin when I say it [02:28.59]-- Well, I do take pills, dont do speed [02:30.94]Dont do crack (uh-uhh) dont do coke, I do smoke weed (uh-huh) [02:34.00]Dont do smack, I do do shrooms, do drink beer (yup) [02:37.01]I just wanna make a few things clear [02:39.11]My baby mamas not dead (uh-uhh) shes still alive and bitchin (yup) [02:41.41]And I dont have herpes, my dicks just itchin [02:44.01]Its not syphilis, and as for being AIDS infested [02:46.50]I dont know yet, Im too scared to get tested [02:48.77] [02:49.25]I got mushrooms, I got acid, I got tabs and aspirin tablets [02:53.24]Im your brother when you need, some good weed to set you free [02:58.20]You know me, Im your friend, when you need a minithin [03:03.89](Im Slim Shady..) Im Shady!! [03:11.05](Ha hah-ha, ha! Ha hah, hah..) I told you I was Shady!! [03:15.72](Ha hah-ha, hah-ha! Ha hah, hah-ha, hah-ha, hah-ha) [03:18.39]Yall didnt wanna believe me! [03:23.83]Im Shady!! [03:29.18].. And thats my name http://欢迎您的光临!